'bout guys

Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:

If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him;If you don't, he says you are PROUD.

If you DRESS Nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him;If ypu don't, he says you are from KAMPUNG.

If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN;If you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAINS.

If you are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;If he's Smarter than you, he is GREAT.

If you don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS you;If ypu love him, he will try to LEAVE you.(very true huh?)

If you don't MAKE LOVE with him., he says you don't love him;If you DO!! he says you are CHEAP.

If you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME;If you don't, he says that you don't TRUST him.

If you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him;If he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you.

If you BREAK your PROMISE, you cannot be TRUSTED;If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If you SMOKE, you are BAD girl;If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT!
If you do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;If he does well, it's BRAINS.

If you HURT him, u are CRUEL;If he hurts you, you are too SENSITIVE!!!

Guys are so hard to please!!!!!